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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

look left now look right. washing machine

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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