What should I name my dog?

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Mmmm, donuts

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

ps3

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Microsoft Windows

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

what time is it rape time

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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