How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Women's rights.

Penis!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

An asian walks out of math class

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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