why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Patrick is gay

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anne Frank.

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