- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

jewish people like other jewish people.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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