- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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