What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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World peace

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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planking.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Penis jokes.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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