whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Time flies like a banana.

Don't rape me!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Women's Rights

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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