Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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World peace

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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planking.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Penis jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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