- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Which one is hardest?

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Bin Laden is dead.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Nah

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