Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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So dont touch it

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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