A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

oops

A man. That is all.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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