- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

women's lacrosse.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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