- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

women's lacrosse.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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