Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

do you know what's so funny? yup

womens rights

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

your mother is so lesbian

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Amputations.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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