Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

A horse walks into a bar...n

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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