- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

KEVIN HART

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Fuck her

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Tim's gay.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

lewis bedford

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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