What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

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