- Anti Joke

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did the man die? he got shot

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

666

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did the man die? he got shot

sixty....eight.

want to go home? yea

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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