a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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There is a car full of black people.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Womens rights

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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