are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

I came.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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