Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

potato farming

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ollie is a fag so are you

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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