Knock Knock. Shut up.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Tim's gay.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How Long is a Chinese man.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Fuck her

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

lol

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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