- Anti Joke

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

+10

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

+10

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape