- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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