A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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okay.....

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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I can't think of a joke!

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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