- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What time is it? 12:03 AM

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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