- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

i hate you.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Freddie Mercurys teeth

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Obama.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

im black

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