why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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