Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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I am really good at math debating

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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