- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

It's your mother, open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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