Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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