Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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