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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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A seal walks into a club.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What time is it? 12:03 AM

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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