What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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i heart wiener

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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