IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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