What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Ben Colbert is gay

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Get in the van

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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My mom's dead

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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