Ben Colbert is gay

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Get in the van

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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My mom's dead

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What should I name my dog?

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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