- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Ancient Greeks rights

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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