LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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nice shorts.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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