Josh kissing a girl

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Hey Caleb.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Dozer has a soul

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Gadaffi

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