A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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WNBA

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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