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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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