Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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you just lost the game!

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anal cheese curds.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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hi

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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