What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Fuck her

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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