-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Religion

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

knock knock Come in.

Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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