Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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WNBA

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Jewish People

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Avery has crabs.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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