- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

It's your mother, open the door.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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