What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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shut up

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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penis that is all

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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