Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Women Drivers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

i have 2 penises

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Yo mama so fat she died

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