A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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a little girl gets raped

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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