Women's rights.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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