Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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