Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Teen pregnancy

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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newt gingrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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