A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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