Steering Wheel Face.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Baseball

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Avery has crabs.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Womens Rights.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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a banana

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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