A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Gadaffi

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Hi colton

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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