A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Gadaffi

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Hi colton

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Icecream

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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