- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby seal walks into a bar

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

So dont touch it

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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