A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Where else? The junk yard

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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