- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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