Your mum is dead

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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