- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Your life That's the joke

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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