whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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