A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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French people

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