- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

dead babies

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Mitt Romney for president.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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