- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Womens rights

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

potatoes

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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