- Anti Joke

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Hey Caleb.