What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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My butt!!!!

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Water, please.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats 0+0 0

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Canada's army

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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