- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

BUTTERFARTING

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Water, please.

My mom's dead

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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