what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

666 im christian

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

where do the women go? the womanarium

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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