how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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cot!

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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WNBA

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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