yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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im black

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Tim's gay.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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