what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Womens rights.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Women's rights.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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8===========D O:

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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69

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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