- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Anal cheese curds.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Bumsniffer

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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