What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

you will die someday

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

stuff and dogs {()}

thumb_up thumb_down

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -2

KIMBERLEY HONEY

thumb_up thumb_down -2

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops