There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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your mother is so lesbian

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Women"s Rights

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shut up

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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