Amputations.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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im black

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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My mom just died....

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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