I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A black goes to college

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Jokes are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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