- Anti Joke

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

A man farted. Another man walked away.

baby seal walks into a bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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