- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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