- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

I came.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Giving birth to the antichrist

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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