Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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dead babies

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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