Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Obama-Care

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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