George W. Bush

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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The Economy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Communism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Your Mom

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Write your own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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