What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Women's rights.

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My mom just died....

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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