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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How do magnets work?

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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