Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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AVI IS A FAG

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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