Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Pickles

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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