Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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dog

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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HTML

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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8=D

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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