What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Kittens.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Anti Joke

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