Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

weiner? balls

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Ancient Greeks rights

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Chuck Norris

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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