Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

you just lost the game!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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