why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Rebecca Black

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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