A British man walks into a dental office.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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what time is it rape time

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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knock knock your gay

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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