A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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austins gay lolololol

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Poop

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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