- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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