minorities.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Womens' rights.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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potatoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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women's lacrosse.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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