A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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My mom just died....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Yeah, totally.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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