Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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