Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Hitler was Jewish.

Enchilada

cory is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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