A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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ballsack

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Haha

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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