Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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