- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Anne Frank.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

KEVIN HART

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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