Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Ben Colbert is gay

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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