Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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the your face joke

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Women's rights.

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