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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

9/11/2001

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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